
3.0“America's finest news source.”/ May 31, 2008
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
“America's finest news source.”

Norm Archer

Sensei

Cock Puncher

Dana Dobbs

Curated based on cinematic style, tone, and audience acclaim
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Ahmed

White Black Guy Tim

Ivy Leaguer

Cooking Show Chef

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield